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Post by BigAl on Aug 22, 2011 21:56:05 GMT -5
In the interest of public safety the state of Oregon banned the sale of the Volkswagen Beetle after Chuck Norris learned the "punch buggy" game.
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Post by BigAl on Aug 23, 2011 20:55:12 GMT -5
Chuck Norris has killed eighty seven mimes with a single invisible shotgun.
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Post by BigAl on Aug 24, 2011 19:45:18 GMT -5
At Chuck Norris circumcision, doctors ran through five diamond studded chain saws before giving up.
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Post by roach on Aug 26, 2011 2:11:01 GMT -5
someone once thought they saw Chuck Norris cry but they were wrong it was 110 degrees out that day and he had a single drop of sweat
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Post by BigAl on Aug 26, 2011 17:05:57 GMT -5
Awesome!!! Let us see if we can get some of the other creepy lurkers to join in.
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Post by BigAl on Aug 26, 2011 21:53:52 GMT -5
When Chuck Norris plays sports his penis usually plays for the other team to make the sides fair.
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Post by roach on Aug 30, 2011 2:08:37 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once looked at some tough steaks and they were tenderized before the grill was lit!
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Post by pistolpete on Aug 30, 2011 4:39:42 GMT -5
Chuck Norris once shot a plane out of the air by making a gun with his fingers....
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Post by Kornball on Aug 30, 2011 12:32:17 GMT -5
Chuck Norris hit the baseball "once" in little league. The kid who tried to catch the ball is still in a coma.
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Post by BigAl on Aug 30, 2011 20:36:47 GMT -5
The spurs on Chuck Norris boots have a six ton towing capacity.
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Post by roach on Sept 1, 2011 4:06:10 GMT -5
chuck norris has no nightmares. dreams are scared of him!
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Post by Kornball on Sept 1, 2011 12:14:31 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was bitten by a rattle snake and the snake suffered for three days before it finally died.
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Post by roach on Sept 2, 2011 3:58:01 GMT -5
chuck norris once thought "i might be wrong" but the cosmos could not allow such a thing
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Post by pistolpete on Sept 3, 2011 16:27:38 GMT -5
Chuck Norris doesn't breath......he holds air hostage.
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Post by BigAl on Sept 3, 2011 18:01:10 GMT -5
Chuck Norris only knows how to kiss one way, with the kiss of death.
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Mispeld
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Post by Mispeld on Oct 30, 2011 10:01:35 GMT -5
Chuck Norris was born with three testicles, he cut one off and threw it in to the ocean. We know it now as Australia.
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